if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The feeling are messing with the penis
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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