My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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