No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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