We're like a lot better than the average bears
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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