be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
we're so committed to being not committed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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