some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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