i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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