when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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