She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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