I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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