there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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