Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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