He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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