So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
