things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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