She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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