Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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