I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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