Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
