Kiss
Puke
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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