this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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