Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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