I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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