his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
PANTIES FOUND
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
