I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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