Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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