Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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