I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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