That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.