She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit