At least make sure they are 18
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.