just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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