Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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