I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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