just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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