im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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