I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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