Please, let me fuck your mom
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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