yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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