I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
are you so shy because you have an std?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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