I think I died a long time ago.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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