you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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