I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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