It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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