Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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