i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Plan B is the new Plan A
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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