I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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