ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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