What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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