beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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