Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I deserve this hangover.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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