But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I have fence marks all over my body
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
