I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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