You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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