My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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