4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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